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Triton Luxury Body Dryer for those who can´t afford towels

Posted on Mar 28, 06 07:09 PM PDT

Triton Luxury Body Dryer for those who can't afford towels
Triton’s Luxury Body Dryer is akin to a giant sized hand dryer that will make you dry in under 3 minutes after a refreshing bath. I have a feeling this will end up in posh houses for those who are too lazy to invest in a soft, cotton towel and dry themselves. Let’s hope the temperature control within does not malfunction lest the more sensitive areas of the body get charred.

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By Alan Ledgerwood , 01/05/08 3:14 AM (CommentID #659639)


I loved this product so much that I developed some complex handstand techniques and paid for a circumcision in order to dry every nook and crannie !

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By doof man , 27/03/08 5:22 PM (CommentID #593772)


i believe that this is an excellent product as i own 4 of them. I have them all placed around me as i step out of the shower and the breeze is orgasmic. however i believe this product could be improved if the air could get under my foreskin. thanks!!...

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By Andy , 15/07/07 7:08 AM (CommentID #244759)


I have one, and a towel is still needed for certain parts of the anatomy. The elements are adequate but the fan is too puny. Takes about 10 minutes to dry properly.

The remote control is not waterproof and suffers from condensation so has to be kept outside of the shower room

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By Concerned , 04/07/07 3:40 PM (CommentID #231732)


Has anyone bought one of these.
Does it actually work, or would a wall mount device function better.... I've seen them in movies, they look great, but do they work???

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By princess nicky , 24/05/06 1:49 PM (CommentID #005852)


I bet it does'nt work
:)^^;):|:D:(:o:P

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By translator , 24/05/06 10:44 AM (CommentID #005797)


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By Big Poops , 16/05/06 10:59 AM (CommentID #005117)


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By juvenite , 04/05/06 7:43 PM (CommentID #004477)


WTF!!!

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By el artista de hamelin , 17/04/06 4:40 AM (CommentID #003096)


:P
¿Este es el mejor invento del hombre después de la rueda, el masaje de cabeza y los taxis???

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By kyra , 12/04/06 3:59 PM (CommentID #002994)


realmente os supone tanto problema secaros vuestras partes?
El tema es q si t das 1 ducha para refrescarte y luego te recalientas con el aire mal, no?

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By Pepito , 05/04/06 5:35 AM (CommentID #002190)


se saca un cablecito del aparato y te lo insuflas por el culo. También te lo puedes insuflar por la punta del cimbel y el secado de las partes es más rápido

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By Dr. Muñon , 01/04/06 4:30 AM (CommentID #002055)


¿Y como te secas el ojete del culo?

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By harley , 31/03/06 7:55 PM (CommentID #002043)


esto si es mas de hueva y nosotros los hombres invente algo para secar el pajarito sin que se queme

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By Anonymous , 31/03/06 8:19 AM (CommentID #002037)


Vivo en un piso de estudiantes y el invento no lo veo del todo mal pq nada jode mas que tener toallas todo el dia en la lavadora.Inconveniente el de los huevos no?? aunque bueno si no te los quemas ya si eso le pasas el secador de pelo jeje:P

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By jeje , 31/03/06 7:54 AM (CommentID #002036)


si, parece una gilipoyez pero la gente cada vez es mas vaga, puede que triunfe pero con esto y los patinentes motorizados, acabaremos con las piernas atrofiadas

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By Lolo Gramos , 30/03/06 11:02 PM (CommentID #002021)


Yo ya lo había visto en Blade runner. Si la cosa es interesante, que la pongan en hoteles y hospitales, a ver qué tal les va. (El consumo energético se va a disparar):(

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By Húmeda , 30/03/06 3:06 PM (CommentID #002005)


A mi me da lo mismo secarme, la mitad del día estoy toda mojadita......

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By Aragorn , 30/03/06 9:53 AM (CommentID #001998)


Si váis a la web donde se describe el producto, y véis el video de demostración, observaréis que, aparentemente, el aire baja en forma más o menos 'helicoidal' y acaba dándote en tus partes. ;)

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By Y los bajos? , 30/03/06 9:32 AM (CommentID #001994)


y cómo se va a secar uno los bajos? no todos tenemos la capacidad hacer el pino eh! a lo mejor hay otro chorro de aire de abajo a arriba que te ventila la entrepierna, jaja

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By Sequito, sequito , 30/03/06 9:09 AM (CommentID #001991)


Tela marinera!!!! Ya me veo haciendo el pino puente para secarme los alerones :D

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By TowelGirl , 30/03/06 9:00 AM (CommentID #001990)


How do you dry your private parts with this gadget? Not too practical. :P

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