Published on 09/28/2006
I guess there is a fine line between genius and pure insanity, and the Human Skate Board borders on the latter. Who in the right mind, would want to wear a suit which comes with roller-blade class wheels attached across vital points of your body, including elbows, feet, chest, back, and knees? Apparently there is a bunch of people who don't mind strapping these on and hurtling themselves down a slope with a crash helmet. We might not even need an Armageddon-scale war to mark the end of humanity as our stupidity will probably do us in first. No word on where you can pick this up. Just make sure your insurance premiums are up to date before you embark on a purchase.