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Dora Aquapet hits Amazon

Posted on Nov 19, 06 09:47 PM PDT

Dora Aquapet hits Amazon
Have you thought of a Christmas present to get for your kids back home? Does the thought of a $600 dollar console evoke memories of the last heart attack? If your home houses pre-teens, why not save some serious dough and pick up one of these adorable Dora Aquapets for a mere $19.95? This unique, interactive toy is capable of communicating with you as well as with other Aquapets. Since a limited number of each character will be produced, toy collectors ought to place their order soonest possible. One thing that bugs me though - the entire housing looks extremely questionable, targeting a (much) more mature audience.

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By elizabeth , 26/11/07 12:46 PM (CommentID #376630)


I didnt think this was real, but i went and got one and it works wayyy better than my old one

XD

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By Anonymous , 13/08/07 5:39 PM (CommentID #270575)


this truly is a good christmas present .. as Santa would say its for the Ho Ho Hoes!

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By Anonymous , 13/08/07 5:36 PM (CommentID #270574)


i work at coldstone creamery and we just bought one to play it around at work when anybody goes on break. Although many of us have recieved transmitted diseases from eachother from stains left on Dora ... it still has a pleasurable feel. I heard that on the nozzle water squirts out as well, it's almost as good as sticking a gerbil up your butthole.

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By Anonymous , 29/04/07 1:58 PM (CommentID #154862)


IF THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE ON YOUR MINDS I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, ""GET A LIFE"IT'S A CHILDS TOY FOR GODS SAKE!!

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By hahaha , 01/04/07 12:47 PM (CommentID #127367)


this is going to be just like the harry potter broomstick that vibrated. wal-mart kicked it because moms were concerned that their girls were spending tooo much time locked in their rooms.

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By captan obvous , 01/04/07 12:45 PM (CommentID #127365)


well that settles it. dora really is a dude.

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By tekjerk , 12/01/07 2:03 PM (CommentID #084161)


Well now, that's a crazy looking dildo

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By Captain Murphey's Mustache , 10/01/07 1:02 PM (CommentID #083616)


Do you think we could get another comment about how this toy could be used as a dildo?

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By sayyes , 08/01/07 4:46 PM (CommentID #082725)


since when is dora exploring the inside of assholes and vaginas?

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By Donny Osmond , 11/12/06 12:03 PM (CommentID #073505)


YOU BASTARDS YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! THIS WAS MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

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By Sushi , 10/12/06 11:29 AM (CommentID #073247)


ahaha what the hell kind of toy is this XDDD
It looks so decieving! I wonder if this is sold in NY XDD

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By Jeff , 08/12/06 7:47 AM (CommentID #072704)


Boy Oh Boy! If this can REALLY communicate with you and other aquapets I can just imagine what Dora will be saying! I LOVE it finally a toy your daughter can use during the day and mommy can use at night! My 40 year old friend bought one and she has no kids!

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By Anonymous , 30/11/06 10:36 PM (CommentID #070566)


I have to agree with Johny, does the thing vibrate?! and wow.... so many girls could have fun with that.... haha.

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By gayle , 30/11/06 2:13 PM (CommentID #070473)


dora the explorer.

yes, i suppose she is!

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By you KNOW... , 29/11/06 8:49 PM (CommentID #070312)


... this is gonna be a popular adult toy for some girls.

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By Anonymous , 29/11/06 3:15 AM (CommentID #070127)


"Daddy, Can you go buy me a 20 pack of AA's"

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By Shawn B. , 26/11/06 5:06 AM (CommentID #069253)


Give me a break people. Todays children are not so sexualized (yet) that seeing this toy will elicit the same response you perverted adults are giving it.

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By Haha... , 26/11/06 2:21 AM (CommentID #069191)


Little girls will soon be wondering why they like the shape of their Dora Aquapet SOOO much...

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By debbie , 25/11/06 3:36 PM (CommentID #068992)


ha ha ha this has been all over message boards and forums, and now withdrawn from Amazon, hilarious!!! (unless it's sold out!!)

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By jfresh , 22/11/06 6:42 PM (CommentID #067783)


man i would should that up my ass...no question at all

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By 1A2R , 22/11/06 5:39 PM (CommentID #067735)


I'd hit it.


Twice.

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By Emo , 22/11/06 11:09 AM (CommentID #067606)


Cool, a toy for Mothers and Daughters to share. ; )

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By Ha , 22/11/06 8:36 AM (CommentID #067545)


Dora really is the explora ;)

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By Phlipm34 , 22/11/06 8:12 AM (CommentID #067541)


Gives new meaning to her buddy, "Go, Diego, Go!"

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By frederick , 21/11/06 8:03 PM (CommentID #067298)


I hear there's one that comes in all black, and is twice as long.

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By EvilMissMuffin , 21/11/06 6:30 PM (CommentID #067270)


WTF?!?!? Whoever gets their child this toy for christmas is sick in the head and should be shot. Why would someone design a sex toy for children. Sick bastards!

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By butt muncher , 21/11/06 5:44 PM (CommentID #067258)


not very sturdy!

it went up my ass ok but as soon as i sat down it broke with Dora stuck up my ass!

can i get a refund if i clean the vaseline off?

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By holy carp! , 21/11/06 5:38 PM (CommentID #067255)


get 2

one for your butthole

and one for the cuchie

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By Dido , 21/11/06 4:44 PM (CommentID #067237)


Can't even comment on that >.< but pre-teens are going to have more fun at home this summer by themselves

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By Kristen , 21/11/06 4:44 PM (CommentID #067236)


Eww freakin' gross! Lol... this looks like a adult toy!

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By iarts , 20/11/06 6:19 PM (CommentID #066753)


Is it me? Or does this thing resemble an adult toy? I'm sure girls and a few boys everywhere will have a great time with Dora this holiday season!

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By Alpha4 , 20/11/06 9:59 AM (CommentID #066570)


When the time comes, should make explaining the Birds and the Bees a little easier.

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By man_on_the_wire , 20/11/06 12:08 AM (CommentID #066371)


LOL

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By Johny , 19/11/06 10:50 PM (CommentID #066331)


Does it vibrate?

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