Published on 11/26/2006
For those of you who are having troubles trying to make new friends just because you're labeled as "uncool", perhaps the Pocket Plasma will be able to help you out. No, it won't adjust your poor posture from a lifetime of video game consumption, but at least it responds to environmental sounds that will make people think it is powered by magic or some sort of druidic incantation, where in reality a couple of AAA batteries will do just the trick. The Pocket Plasma can be clipped to virtually anywhere - you jeans, shirt pocket, or even sun visor in your car. You can now purchase instant coolness for approximately $45 a pop.