Published on 04/17/2007
Part of the fun when eating at a Chinese restaurant is receiving fortune cookies at the end of each meal. While the Smart Fortune Cookie Ball is not edible, it gives even more vague predictions than those you get from and old gypsy lady in a caravan at a funfair. Some of these predictions include "Future Sticky Like Rice", "You don't wonton know", "Answer sweet and sour", "Don't mock the cookie", "Try the eggroll", and "Cookie busy - try later". $9.99 will net you 21 messages in all, and unless you've lost your marbles, relying on this to make decisions in life makes the resident Court Jester look like King Solomon.