Published on 05/16/2007
Today's woman boasts a powerful persona who knows exactly what she wants and will go all out to obtain it. Her beauty is one weapon not to be underestimated as nations have gone to war in the past over a single lady. Miss Portable Gadget ensures the said lady's face remains in tip top condition at all times, boasting a magnitude of beauty tools such as a mini mirror, tweezers, scissors, a nail file, a knife, and even a makeup brush. All this is yours for $9.99. The corporate types can settle for the Portable Office version that packs a calculator, a stapler, and a measuring tool.
Publisher's comment: this is one of the worst case of "anything for women". I should have caught this before it went live..."