Pink baby seal a tazer

Posted on May 14, 07 10:38 PM PDT

What looks like an innocent pink baby seal toy is actually a deadly tazer, providing you with an element of surprise when it comes to keeping creeps and other assailants away from you. Capable of delivering a 195 volt charge, this pink baby seal tazer upon contact will definitely expand your assailant's vocabulary when it comes to the word pain. Pretty neat and small enough to double up as an ordinary keychain. Hopefully there's a safety latch somewhere that prevents you from shocking yourself accidentally.

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By Caitlin , 05/05/08 7:45 PM (CommentID #664933)

wow, this looks pretty...umm....stupid) a toddler will most likley reach for it and also, a grown women carrying around a pink bay seal key-cahin that HAS to have some suspicion there.(hehe)

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By Philip , 18/01/08 1:45 PM (CommentID #436086)

A taser that only works on baby seals? That's a narrow market.

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By logic/reason , 17/01/08 8:43 AM (CommentID #434428)

anything that you can use as a weapon can be used as a weapon against you.

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By hottay , 15/12/07 12:02 PM (CommentID #394696)

child abuse warning

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By Ninjaseals , 22/11/07 1:44 AM (CommentID #372756)

Good for teaching kids not to grab at stuff that doesn't belong to them.