Mpion MP3 Player Zaps Zits

This zit zapper does not only help to keep your face free from the pimple scourge, it also plays MP3 files as well. Tipping the scales at a mere 1.2 ounces, it holds a paltry 128MB of storage space which translates to roughly 20 minutes' of music. That pretty much sucks, but at least it massages your mug and releases both positive and negatively charged ions to neutralize breakouts. All you need to do is flip the switch to Minus, hold it for five to 10 minutes while grooving to your favorite tunes, turn the switch to Positive and hold it for the same amount of time before you're done. At $185 a pop, it is pretty pricey but I don't think owning one gives you the license to gorge on deep fried and oily stuff.

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