Published on 03/20/2008
Just like Duracell bunnies, scientists working for the Pentagon have finally managed to develop insect cyborgs that are able to last a whole lot longer, making them useful for recon missions without being detected by the enemy. Part of DARPA's Hi-MEMS program, the plan includes aims to implant micro-mechanical systems [MEMS] "inside the insects during the early stages of metamorphosis", ensuring that tissues grow around and fuse with the minuscule machines as bugs get older. The whole idea is to remotely operate these insects using "direct electrical muscle excitation, electrical stimulation of neurons, projection of ultrasonic pulses simulating bats, [or] projection of pheromones." Don't think the SPCA will have anything negative to say about this, as it is a matter of national security and bugs generally don't seem to feel the pain. I mean, look at the roach. That thing's practically immortal.