Published on 06/18/2008
Now if you don't call this dog-ugly, then it is time to get a thesaurus for Christmas. I've already caught Stephen Chow's CJ7 earlier this year, but the movie failed to impress me as much as Shaolin Soccer. The CJ7 Dog Doll is a replica of the movie's alien dog, featuring built-in speakers, 1GB of internal memory, and a USB port for charging and data transfer purposes. It retails for $18.67 and might even give the recipient nightmares for days to come.