Published on 08/22/2008
Time. Something even the richest man on earth cannot afford. Sure, he can free up time by employing tons of other people to perform mundane stuff for him (doing the laundry, gardening, etc), but he can't head to the cosmic throne and purchase even a single micro-second. This is what the Chrono-Shredder device does - it is a calendar that reminds us, no matter what our station in life, that seconds, minutes and hours tick away no matter who you are. As time passes, the continuous roll of time will be shredded, so this would be the ideal gift for folks who keep hamsters as pets since shredded paper makes for a fine bedding solution in addition to wood shavings.