Feeling flush and heavy around the pockets, but have no idea on what to spend your hard earned money on? Well, just so that you can have bragging rights among your mates, the Vertu Ascent Ti Carbon Fibre luxury cellphone will be making its way to the rich and famous from next month onwards. Handcrafted in England, each handset will include “the optimum amount of carbon fibers and resin” that were specially combined so that it can “achieve a flawless uniform look on both the flat and curved parts.” Features aren’t really out of this world, although you do seem to be able to pawn this for a handsome fee during harsh times. The Vertu Ascent Ti Carbon Fibre will reportedly come with a 2″ QVGA display, 3G connectivity, 4GB memory and a 3.15-megapixel camera with LED flash.