Flashlight that blinds competition with price and functions

Ever wonder what a super flashlight is like? Wonder no more with this outrageously priced utility gadget. At $2,500, the flashlight offers a blinding 85,000 candle power rating, night vision capabilities with infrared illumination, a LCD monitor, video camera functions (up to 2 hours of recorded video) and acts as a regular camera when required. Now it would really be something if they included a taser functionality to it. Via IGargoyle