Antense Anti-Tension Device reads your body and relaxes it

A $160 Antense Anti-Tension Device is just what the doctor prescribed after a hard day at the office. Space-age patented technology has allowed Antense to measure the muscle contractions in your forehead, neck, and scalp when stressed, converting the signal into a pleasant tone-pitch that is proportionate to the level of muscle tension. If you don’t know how to destress, then get this.