Love Detector Cellular Service

If you’re really hard up for some loving on a lonely Saturday night, why not try the Love Detector pay-per-use phone service? Reserved only for the most desperate, the service claims to analyze the voice activity of the person on the other line, and will determine the Excitement, Concentration, Anticipation, Embarrassment, and Love Level during the course of the entire conversation. This service is currently available in Turkey, Hungary, and the U.K. Looks like these countries don’t get that much loving after all.