Decipher your mutt´s needs with the Bowlingual

Understand your canine friend better with the Bowlingual dog bark translator. Developed in Japan from the voiceprints of 5000 samples of dog barks, the Bowlingual cross-references 6 common patterns with the sad, frustrated, alert to danger, needy, happy, and self-assertive emotions. Pre-programmed with 200 different dog breeds, it also works pretty well with cross breeds. Unfortunately, it falls short when puppies come into the picture. Just enter your dog’s details and attach the microphone transmitter to his collar and you’re good to go. Overall a pretty entertaining gadget at $50, so why not indulge in yourself and Lassie once in a while?