Have the last word

Want to have the last word to the very bitter end? Invest $5000 in this Talking Tombstone from the Ship of Fools. Whenever somebody approaches your earthly resting place, the tombstone will play a recorded message to the living. There is no information on what the recording length is or how long the batteries at the tombstone can last. It would be more appropriate if these tombstones came with headsets as an entire row of graves fitted with these could cause quite a ruckus together that can even wake up the dead. Alternatively, you could go for a tombstone fitted with a weatherproof LCD screen.