Ghost Radar detects Casper

Do you stay alone and hear things that go bump in the night in your apartment? Perhaps purchasing this Ghost Radar will do wonders for your peace of mind. Connected via USB, this device is supposed to detect ghosts, spirits, and other abominable entities. It uses complex algorithms that the layman cannot understand in order to detect any paranormal activity within the vicinity. It draws its conclusions after analyzing data, factoring in your skin’s biometric feedback, as well as making lunar-cycle adjustments. Its main method of detection is processing the information whenever there are unusual magnetic waves in the room. The louder the volume and intensity of the beeps on the Ghost Radar, the closer it is!