Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock

If the sight of your spouse in the morning doesn’t wake you up, then it is safe to assume that nothing else can…until the advent of the Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock. Don’t be fooled by this wolf in sheep’s clothing – this alarm clock is equipped with a banshee-rivaling audio alarm that reaches an ear-piercing 113 decibels. As if that isn’t bad enough, it also comes with a 12 volt bed shaker that will make you think its 1906 in San Francisco all over again. The back up battery ensures that even a power outage won’t give you extra minutes of rest. This $43 alarm clock is loud enough you can share it with your neighbor.