Aphrodite Project concept shoes

The Aphrodite Project is a concept design of platform shoes which are a firm favorites with hookers. These shoes come jam packed with more technolgy than some entry level cellphones. The Aphrodite shoes feature a single, dummy-proof button to call 911 in the event of an emergency, an alarm function to alert people around should the client display bad bedroom manners, and a GPS navigation system that enable all the pimp daddys out there to keep track of where their human assets are 24/7. Will this concept take off in the near future? It would be cool if the designers had included a small canister of pepper spray inside the platform shoe itself.