Hands Off Garbage Can

How lazy can people get these days? The Hands Off Garbage Can comes with an integrated Artificial Intelligence smartchip that senses anyone approaching it, and will then open up its gaping mouth automatically so you won’t have to get your hands dirty opening it. The sensor has a range of roughly half a foot, closing 3 seconds after depositing the trash. The problem with this would be walking past the Hands Off Garbage Can and setting the sensor off accidentally, leaving bewildered guests wondering if you have rented your house to a poltergeist. It runs on four D batteries and has a battery level indicator. Should the batteries run out of juice, you can operate the bin manually. The Hands Off Garbage Can is currently going for $129.95.