Beverage Buggy saves your from thirst

If you’re one lazy twat who loves lounging in the, er, lounge all day long without lifting a finger to help with the housework and yet expect a can (or two) of cold ones to be by your side within seconds of shouting out an order, perhaps the Beverage Buggy will help put you in running for the Sloth of the Year competition. The Beverage Buggy is a radio controlled toy which can hold up to a couple of cups, cans, or bottles and deliver them you safely, assuming they do not get knocked over or run into obstacles like table legs or toys. Now you can harass whoever opens the fridge with the Beverage Buggy for a mere $49.95.