Energy Cocoon Tub

So you’ve made it in life, and it is time to increase the number of creature comforts in your home. The Energy Cocoon Tub will suit any cigar-chomping, Ferrari-driving, yuppie just fine, featuring an infrared home spa, aromatherapy spa, and whirlpool spa all rolled into a single bathroom fixture. All you need to do is to lay down and let it envelop you, washing away the day’s stress and getting you ready for that big date tonight with the hot chick whom you eyed at the local watering hole last night. Other features include waterjets and a hand shower for a total head-to-toe bathing solution. We’re not quite sure why the hot chick in the photo is wearing a bikini to take a bath. Wait a minute, she’s blonde. That explains it!