Helmet MP3 player

Here’s an MP3 player you football jocks can get for your blonde cheerleader girlfriends which will remind them of your place in the social hierarchy. The Helmet MP3 player was named after the shape it was derived from, and features a two-color OLED display, a built-in FM tuner in case you have exhausted your playlist, and 1GB of memory. Files are transferred via USB, and the Helmet MP3 player is available in almost 50 major collegiate football team designs. Pick one up today for a single Benjamin. I wonder if these are as tough as the real-world football players themselves.