Personal Cooling System now out

You know how hot it gets in the summer, and there is nothing worse than being in someplace hot and humid. This is where the Personal Cooling System 3.0 comes in handy as it affords you a few hours of coolness. This Personal Cooling System hangs around your neck and cools you down via a patented miniature evaporation-based cooling system, while the motor within will run quietly. It requires a single AA battery to power the cooler. The price to pay? $30 and a bunch of strange stares from people who will actually look out for an anal probe hanging out from your derriere. If this is the third iteration, one can only wonder what the first and second iterations looked like.