Virtual Boyfriend does not cheat

So you’re 10 pounds overweight and find it harder to get a date on a Saturday night than selling ice to an Eskimo. The Virtual Boyfriend from Aria will be able to offer you some semblance of comfort during those cold, long weekends, dissipating any lonely feelings as you spend time with your digital half. At least he doesn’t go out drinking with his friends, making a fool of himself after having a little too much to drink. The Virtual Boyfriend works in a very Tamagotchi-like manner, where a higher score translates to a longer relationship. If you aren’t happy with your bloke, just press the reset button and start over. Pretty sad, really. Aria is carrying the Virtual Boyfriend for £18.79 after taxes.