Holy smokes, Batman! Commissioner Gordon has summoned you yet again to rid Gotham of slimy characters roaming the streets! Unfortunately, you will never be able to step into the shoes of the Dark Knight himself, but you can always wake up to the Bat-signal that is projected onto the ceiling via the Batman Projection Alarm Clock. It can be powered by a single AA battery in the event of a power outage. Not sure if the image quality of the projection is any good – are there any users out there who are willing to help us out? You might not be able to jump out of bed to save the world, but at least you can put on a pair of Wonderjocks to stud…er, start the day off on a bright note.
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