Cosmo Hydromassage Whirlpool Bathtub

You would think that the bathtub is meant to be a peaceful sanctuary, far from the influences of the MTV generation and garbage spewed by the idiot box, but apparently Di Vapor thinks otherwise by building the Cosmo Hydromassage Whirlpool Bathtub. As a bathtub, it functions flawlessly, featuring adjustable air massage jets that provide a soothing, relaxing sensation while you’re soaking yourself. The number of jets are seven large ones, nine bubble jets, and half a dozen back jets, enough to wash away the stress of the entire day. It is the 8.5″ waterproof LCD display that gets to me, capable of showing any channel from terrestrial TV, a portable DVD player, or even the CCTV feed. Who’d want to be bombarded by unintellectual visuals while relaxing in a tub? The Cosmo Hydromassage Whirlpool Bathtub retails for $3,000.