Darth Vader all stiff this holidays

Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith and right hand man of Emperor Palpatine has apparently found joy by moving from cracking nuts of human origin to walnuts as the holiday season draws near. Handcrafted from different European hardwoods, this Darth Vader is made by the good people from Steinbach of Germany who are famous for their nutcracker makers. Unfortunately, Vader won’t be involved in any forceful activity as he was made for decorative purposes only. You can pick up this unique (and expensive) Star Wars memorablia from Hammacher Schlemmer for $349.95.