InVoca responds to voice commands

So you’re a hen-pecked husband who’s constantly taking orders from your wife. Where else do you vent your frustration but at the TV? After all, the idiot box doesn’t talk back and it certainly can’t hit you over the head with a rolling pin. You can now exert some authority over your TV with the InVoca 3.0 Voice-Activated IR remote control. This device can learn voices of up to four different users, and uses 25 single word commands and an equal number of multi-step commands that help enhance your home entertainment experience. Pick one up for $49.99 today. Unfortunately, you can’t train the InVoca to bring you your morning paper, but at least it turns down the volume on TV by muttering a single word, quite unlike other people living under the same roof.