Jacket with shocking results

You have absolutely no idea how many wackos there are patroling our streets these days, and women are more often victims of assault cases on the street. Why not purchase some protection that is not as obvious as a taser, and yet delivers a deadly jolt of electricity to teach that creep a lesson? No-Contact has developed a jacket that comes with an electrified outer sleeve which uses a layer of rubber to separate the lining. Covered in a teflon-coated waterproof supplex nylon, this unique jacket works under the rain equally well. It is interesting to note that the 80,000 volts generated by the jacket comes from a humble 9V alkaline battery. $950 for a special piece of personal safety is surely not too high an asking price, is it? Either way, I’d sure feel a whole lot safer if these robots were patroling my neighborhood.