Laptop with more diamonds than Queen E

Any of you with some serious coin to spare could pick up the Tulip Ego for your tech-loving girlfriend/wife. For $350,000, you get a handbag-shaped notebook that features a 12.1″ WXGA widescreen display, a front-loading CD/DVD player and burner that can be used without booting up the notebook, and a mid-range graphics chipset. Of course, all those greens which you forked out do not do the hardware specifications – what we’re interested in is the 470 flawless diamonds (memories of Diablo II flood back) that adorn the Otazu Ego model in tulip, heart, and Otazu logos. You can even engrave a personalized phrase – we assume that service is free after all the dough you’ve forked out for it. Truly an elegant present for the discerning lady in your life this holiday season.