Relaxman soothes your nerves

They say that getting married, a divorce, and meeting up with family and friends are truly stressful times in one’s life. With the holiday season just around the corner, prepare yourself for a ribbing from aunts and uncles who keep on asking when are you getting married to that nice girl you’ve been dating for 5 years, amongst other embarassing questions. The Relaxman is a strange looking capsule that aims to soothe your frayed nerves, preventing any heat, sound, or light to enter the ideal therapeutic environment. The water mattress is heated to your body temperature for an almost heavenly feeling, while pre-programmed lights and music help calm you down further. A 50-minute nap is just the thing to get you back on track, right after you pay off the $40,000 loan used to purchase the Relaxman.