Thanko keeps you warm this winter

Who needs a significant other to keep them warm during this cold winter season? Certainly not me – bah, humbug! After all, I’m well equipped with gadgets from Thanko that will keep me comfortably toasty until the snow thaws. You now have the chance to add a USB-powered seat warmer and heated eyepad to your collection of heated mousepad, heated mouse, and a pair of heated slippers from Thanko. Just make sure your computer or notebook has more than enough USB ports to go around. No idea if anyone will actually pick them up, but if it is a crazy idea, you can trust the Japanese to pull it off. I mean, a rotund plumber as a gaming icon? Pffft!