Vibrating Soap for a thorough cleansing

You would think that the iPod vibrator is one of the weirder vibrating devices to be released, but excuse me while I go look for my marbles after taking a peek at the Vibrating Soap. Normal soap requires one to move it manually all over your body before a decent amount of lather builds up for a total washout, but the Vibrating Soap takes over that task, featuring an internal electronic vibrating motor that comes to life the moment it is lifted off from the holder. This novel item is available in red, pink, or blue colors and retail for £5.95 a bar. I just can’t imagine dropping this in the prison…