Kleenex Pillow for runny noses

I suffer from sinus problems nearly every other morning when I wake up, and at times I fail to reach the tissue box in time before spewing a mist of fine snot into the air. All this can be eliminated with the Kleenex Pillow that not only offers you a comforting presence during those sob shows you watch on TV, it even comes with a Kleenex dispenser that is included at the back of the pillow for easy access when you need a tissue the most. Each Kleenex Pillow measures 60cm x 40cm and will set you back by approximately $75.