Razer DeathAdder full of potent venom

Razer has a new potent mouse that is released just in time for gamers to upgrade their gaming hardware for a frag-filled Christmas. The DeathAdder sounds pretty imposing in name (it will probably be endorsed by the Dark Lord of the Sith himself if he ever used a mouse) and comes with some impressive specifications. The DeathAdder gaming mouse will use a spanking new third generation infrared technology that offers up to 1,800 dpi resolution, a 1000Hz Ultrapolling, and a speedy 1ms response time for you to be the fastest mouse in the West. Ultraslick feet complete the entire package, so you have no more excuses to use whenever you lose a game of deathmatch. Too bad the DeathAdder marginalizes southpaws as it was ergonomically designed for right-handers only. Pre-order yours for $59.99 today.