USB Dog humps PC

How far will gadget and toy manufacturers go just to pocket some change from your wallet? Apparently, nothing is sacred as evident by the USB-powered Pole Dancer, and now we have a USB Humping Dog that is in heat. Once you plug in this mutt into your USB port, he will begin to hump your computer as if he hadn’t had any for a long, long time. The USB Humping Dog would’ve been a much more useful device if it came with some sort of built-in memory, but apparently the only function it has is to get off with your PC. There is no word on pricing or availability at the moment, but it should make a good gag gift.