USB Shaver saves the day

There are just some days where you do not want to roll out of bed until the absolute latest, making you arrive at the office in a mess with a bunch of disheveled hair, a crumpled suit full of creases, some forgotten files, and horror of horrors – the dreaded 5 o’clock shadow that makes you look 10 years older. Thankfully we now have USB ports that seem capable of solving every problem on earth (save poverty and hunger) as evident by the USB Shaver from Brando. This lightweight and portable device enables you to get rid of all that unsightly stubble from the comfort and convenience of your cubicle without missing a beat. Pick one up for $22 today.