USB Wamer Slippers go dual core

Don’t you just love Engrish? With the USB Warmer Slippers from Thanko, you can now “Please enjoy happy life with USB Warmer Slippers”. This pair of slippers are no ordinary footwear – they have gone the way of the Intel processor by coming in a “dual core” edition. You now get to individually control the temperature for each slipper instead of having both feet warmed uniformly. It’d be great to wear these during those long and cold winter months, but nobody I know would want to remain connected to a computer in this manner. The Thanko USB Warmer Slippers retail for $33 a pair, so get one today and leave it for Santa as he drops by your chimney.