Vent your anger on the PC safely

Ever got so frustrated with your computer that you wished you could just take a hammer and smash it to smithereens, only to have it piece itself back together again magically? The Screen Smasher does not do that, but it does help you vent your anger at the PC without actually destroying it. Each purchase comes with a Flintstone-era hammer, a USB sensor, and some customized software. Attach the USB sensor to one side of your monitor while plugging the other end into your PC and you’re good to go. You can proceed to use the foam hammer and gently hit the screen, where a virtual crack will appear, and after you’ve knocked more than enough times, the virtual monitor will crack to reveal monkeys inside your computer. Get this piece of inane fun for $29.95.