Transformers turn into shoes

Just when you thought that Transformers always turned into something cool, your dreams will be dashed when you realize that Convoy and Megatron have been ignominously relegated to transform into…shoes. So what if they’re half scale models and you can’t wear them in reality, it is really embarassing should the rest of the Decepticons find out that their venerable leader is now a piece of footwear. Each set of two retails for $59 and would make a pretty good gift for any Transformers fan. The shoes are actually scaled down Nikes, so you get two brands rolled into one with each purchase. Mmm, capitalism.