Check out the Universal Bulls**t Detector Watch that not only tells the time, but flashes, moos, and poops at the same time. This watch tells it like it is, where pressing a single button will express your feelings. Imagine people enquiring about the strange sounds that they hear, only to receive a retort from you that it is your B.S. detector hard at work. You can pick up the Universal Bulls**t Detector Watch for $39.95 today. Only those with a healthy sense of humor need apply, while the rest of the tight-lipped population had better avoid this at all costs.
Next Story: Pill Dispenser for the forgetful