Clock that wakes up the dead (almost)

There are some of us who cannot get to sleep no matter how many sheep we count, and then there is another segment of the population who can’t get enough sleep, even with a funeral band playing by the bedside. The Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker could be the only hope left, featuring an adjustable volume alarm that has a maximum loudness of an amazing 113 decibels. Just in case that is not enough, you also get an attachable bed shaker that will jolt you awake with a vigorous shake worthy of an earthquake in addition to the ear piercing sound. This uber loud alarm clock retails for $40.