Give your ass a royal treatment

Kohler’s C3 series of toilet seats are capable of giving those Japanese brands a run for their money, featuring a special hydra-cleansing wand that does away with toilet paper. The $1,200 C3-200 model comes with an in-line heater to splash warm water over your rear end, along with a remote control to start the entire cleaning and drying process. In addition, you get a deodorizing fan that has an adjustable fan speed. The cheaper $750 C3-100 model also features the above mentioned functions albeit with some differences in configuration. For poor aimers who stumble about at night, there is a blue light that helps you hit the target every time. Pamper your derrieres today with Kohler’s C3 range. It makes me wonder which is more eco-friendly – the energy required to produce a roll of toilet paper or to run the entire C3 toilet seat?