Love can now be quantified

How deep is your love? Find out in a quantifiable amount with the Electronic Love Tester Kit. Romantics will definitely pooh pooh this device, as with any sane person as we know you can measure love by the actions one does along with a proportionate amount of roses and chocolates. For those who want to tempt fate, this $16.95 device requires each partner to hold one end of the tester printed circuit board (there are specific male and female touch pads), where the device will then calculate the amount of chemistry between the couple and display its results across a line of LEDs that scale from one to ten.