Take the Boba Fett route

Everybody who has seen Star Wars will definitely remember just how cool Boba Fett was with his rocket backpack, and you can finally realize your childhood dreams of wearing one with the Rocket Belt from Tecnologia Aeroespacial Mexicana. This Rocket Belt is capable of carrying a maximum weight of 300 pounds, and each purchase comes with a mandatory flight training course, maintenance, and round the clock expert support. The downside would be the quarter of a million price tag attached to the Rocket Belt, putting it out of reach of just about…everybody. Bummer.