After 5 makes a snide remark about using coasters while drinking, since the mobile Take-a-Belt Booze Belt enables you to lug around two bottles of your poison of choice and half a dozen shotgun shell shot glasses. This $89.99 fashion accessory (if one can classify it as that) ensures you get to keep guests entertained on the go without having to return to the bar every five minutes for a refill. I wonder whether the weight of all the drinks will actually cause your pants to drop, treating your guests to a full monty. Nevertheless, at least you have two bottles ready as weapons in case of a bar brawl.
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