Incoming call alert for dummies

I’m amazed that some people just want everyone to know how popular or busy they are by cranking up the volume knob on their cellphone so that the whole world can hear whenever an incoming call hobbles along. The Signal Cellphone Adviser would make the perfect gift for such people, letting the cellphone rest silently within while changing colors and flashing to inform the user that there is an incoming call. Since the Signal Cellphone Adviser is made from frosted plastic, the blinking won’t be irritating to those around you. Interested parties who want to purchase some “etiquette” for their obnoxious friends or colleagues can pick up the Signal Cellphone Adviser for $21.