Indoor golf ball averts disasters

Avoid the wrath of your wife for the umpteenth time by picking up this Floppy Indoor Golf Ball the next time you want to practice your chipping indoors. This unique golf ball features a woven cover over a soft, pliable core which feels like the real thing, save for the fact it won’t be knocking over any valuable vases anytime soon. $35 will net you a dozen of these, along with the love of your wife once again as she can go about her tasks at home without fear and worry of you breaking her great-grandmother’s vase.